In this light-hearted post, we take a fresh look at climate action — questioning our everyday habits as Londoners, and celebrating a community that’s becoming increasingly active and engaged.
As Clint Eastwood once said:
“There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig.”
In today’s climate version, you might say:
“There are two kinds of people: those who drill, and those who compost.”
On one side, you’ve got the usual suspects — the climate sceptics who think global warming is “just a bit of weird weather,” drive diesel-guzzling 4x4s through central London, and see no issue with deforestation as long as the BBQ’s still on.
On the other, especially in London, a quiet tribe is rising: The Climate Geeks.
Thoughtful. Committed. Sometimes a bit intense. Absolutely convinced that kombucha, beans, and the 15-minute city concept are the future.
They don’t wear badges (yet). So how do you know if you’ve met — or are — one of them?
15 Signs You’re (Probably) a Climate Geek:
1. Their clothes say “I care.”
Patagonia cap. Finisterre tee. Veja or Vivobarefoot shoes. Nothing flashy — just ethically sourced vibes. They dress like slow fashion influencers, even if no one’s watching.
2. They’ll happily walk miles for lentils — but you’d never catch them in a mall (unless dragged there by their partner).
Wimbledon? Overrated. Ascot? Too posh. Chelsea Flower Show? Still lacking in diversity.
Give them a repair café, a seed swap, or a community compost workshop any day.
3. Their socks might have a hole or two — and yes, that’s intentional.
Le climate geek can stare at a hole in their sock for weeks and call it slow fashion. If someone comments, they’ll say: “I’m making a statement — or maybe just starting a new trend”.
4. They’ll debate parking policy with anyone.
The road lobby, a neighbour, a dinner guest — doesn’t matter. They’ve got stats, articles, and the patience to argue (politely or not) for hours — if not days — because they know they’re right.
5. Oat latte. Own cup. No exceptions.
If you dare order cow’s milk in a single-use cup, expect to be crucified (metaphorically). Bonus awkwardness if the barista gets involved in the conversation about emissions.
6. Cyclist by principle, rebel by rain.
They cycle year-round — rain or shine. Many ride a Brompton (their most treasured companion) and guard it like it’s a piece of national heritage. They haven’t owned a car in years and still can’t understand why anyone would. School run, weekly shop, trip to the park? It all fits on a cargo bike — kids, groceries, and even granny included.
7. Trains > planes. Always.
Even if it costs three times more, takes twice as long, and involves questionable station sandwiches, the train still wins.
They might admit that flying would’ve been easier… but you’ll hear all about the joys of slow travel, countryside views, and how train travel compares emissions-wise.
8. Chickpeas are sacred.
Protein. Fibre. Sustainability.
The chickpea is their Inca totem. Ask them anything — the answer might be hummus.
9. Plastic is their mortal enemy.
They’ll carry 20 kg of groceries in their arms for 40 minutes rather than buy a plastic bag.
Slip up and buy plastic? Cue guilt, confessions, and whispered apologies.
Climate geek purgatory is real.
10. They give gifts that give back.
Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a tree planted in your name or a repurposed beeswax wrap.
If it’s not second-hand, handmade, or compostable, it’s not coming from them.
11. Their idea of a fun night is a climate documentary screening.
They’ve watched Seaspiracy, 2040, 2073, Before the Flood, Our Planet… at least twice.
Their Netflix algorithm is just one long list of existential dread and hopeful solutions.
12. They read policy papers for fun.
While others browse crime thrillers, they’re buried in conservation data, GLA briefings, or their local council’s climate strategy. They’ll casually drop “Scope 3 emissions,” “CCUS,” and “SuDS” into pub chat like it’s small talk.
13. They’ve protested — and brought snacks.
They’ve joined at least one climate march, possibly made a placard, and definitely brought flapjacks in a reusable container. They always feel it’s their duty to march — until the next one.
14. Luxury has a new meaning
Getting lost in a forest? Heaven. Getting lost in Selfridges? Nightmare. They’d rather smell wet leaves and deer poo than perfume samples at Sephora.
15. They keep a photo of Sir David Attenborough in their wallet.
Right next to pictures of their kids or mum. He’s not family — but close enough. The patron saint of climate geeks. If he says it, it’s gospel.
So…
Are you a climate geek?
Or do you know one? Work with one? Live with one? Maybe even date one?
If you tick a few of these boxes, chances are… you’re one too. Tick more than 10? You might just qualify for The Green Londoner’s board (not a real thing — yet).
Either way, the planet could use a few more of us.
Even if we do go on a bit too much about oat milk and chickpeas.
